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It’s Here! The Hot Chocolate K-Cup® Pack You’ve Been Waiting For!

When was the last time you had a ‘how on earth do they do that?’ moment?

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Available NOW! so what are you waiting for?

Remember the widget that turned flattish beer into foaming ale? How about oven chips? The England football team in Brazil… (How on earth did they do that?)

Well, here’s your next HOEDTDT? moment, waiting to happen. To say that the reaction in the office when our first shipment arrived was ‘amazement’ might be pushing it a bit, but all you do is drop the Cafe Express Hot Chocolate K-Cup® pack into your Keurig® system, hit the flashing blue light and seconds later, you’re in chocolate heaven.

Mine’s a hot chocolate, please!

Mine’s a hot chocolate, please!

Don’t add milk, or sugar, just drink it as it comes fresh from your Keurig®.

I like mine brewed on the ‘small’ setting, – that’s it in the picture, I’m drinking it as I write… :-))

In retrospect, ‘amazement’ really was the reaction. It didn’t seem possible that so much milky chocolatey silkiness could be crammed into one tiny K-Cup® pack.

You really do have to try it to believe it.

Meanwhile, to put you in the mood, here’s some of our favourite chocolatey quotations!

 

‘Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.’ (Anon.)

Can’t argue with that now, can you?

 

‘There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.’ (Anon.)

This is nearly true; shame Mr Anon neglected to mention ‘cake’.

 

‘Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.’ (Michael Levine)

Keep this quote in your locker. You never know when it might come in handy.

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, consume lots of chocolate!’ (Elaine Sherman)

I discovered this one too late – you may still have time.

 

‘…the taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex… For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate…entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.’ (Dr. Ruth)

Ooh! Matron!

 

‘There isn’t always sex, but there is always chocolate.’ (Michael Lipsey)

Help us to help you: there will always be chocolate ONLY if you order it. And finally, a poke in the proverbial eye…

 

‘Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces.’ (Judith Viorst)

Ouch!

Don’t delay! Order chocolate today!

 

 


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